Review: ‘Machete Kills’ Starring Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofía Vergara
Before you go further in this review, I want make sure that you (as a reader) understand that I love the “Grindhouse” style of movies and all of the other styles of film that derived from it. Machete Kills fits seamlessly into that genre. As a lover of film and most aspects of filmmaking, I […]
DVD Picks of the Week – “Machete”, “Dinner for Schmucks”, “The Last Exorcism”
Machete Starring – Danny Trejo, Robert DeNiro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez Directed by – Robert Rodriguez Rottentomatoes rating – 72% My take – Machete was a lot of fun. Everything that was promised in the fake trailer during Grindhouse was given to us. The action was over the top. The blood was flowing gloriously. And […]
Jason Segel’s “The Muppets” Gets More Star Studded With Additions of Jack Black, Zach Galifianakis and more!
Jason Segal’s new Muppet movie sure is becoming quite the Hollywood affair. The film, which hits theaters Christmas 2011, has just added the all star caliber silver screen comedians, Jack Black and Zach Galifianakis. This is an addition to the recent news that Alan Arkin, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Billy Crystal will be appearing in […]
Buckeye Brad Reviews “Machete” From Director Robert Rodriguez
Insanity The movie “Grindhouse” had a mock trailer of “Machete”, and Rodriguez decided to expand on this mock trailer plus the character Machete was also in Rodriguez kid flicks spy kids 1,2, and 3. The Movie “Machete” Driected by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis, written by Rodriguez and his cousin Alvaro Rodriguez is one of […]
Machete
Based on the faux-preview shown inbetween “Planet Terror” and “Death Proof,” Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete” does exactly what it aims to do. Danny Trejo plays Machete, an ex-Federales with a huge machete that kicks a whole lot of ass. Enough Said. Machete (Danny Trejo) was the best Federale around. Known as a hero to his country, […]
Steve Kelley Reviews “Machete” Starring Danny Trejo
Holy s***. Pretty sure that’s what they should have titled this movie, because that’s what I heard people uttering the most throughout the film. Combining boobs and gore and utter ridiculousness, this film has pretty much everything a guy could ask for in a summer flick. I hadn’t seen any of Robert Rodriguez’s previous work, […]
Aarti Reviews Robert Rodriguez’ “Machete”
Robert Rodriguez’s Machete is an over the top B-movie that is as full of laughs as it is gore. Machete (Danny Trejo), is an ex-federale that is living in the US illegally after his family is murdered by a drug lord. He is recruited by an aide to an anti-immigration Senator to kill the Senator. […]
Weekly Top Five – Average Looking Dudes & Good Looking Women, In Honor of “Machete”
I am about to make a bold statement so get ready. Are you ready? Danny Trejo is not the best looking man in the world. I said it. But the fans love him. Looking at his film career in recent years, he appears to be one of the hardest workers in Hollywood. The man has […]