Machete
Based on the faux-preview shown inbetween “Planet Terror” and “Death Proof,” Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete” does exactly what it aims to do. Danny Trejo plays Machete, an ex-Federales with a huge machete that kicks a whole lot of ass. Enough Said. Machete (Danny Trejo) was the best Federale around. Known as a hero to his country, […]
Steve Kelley Reviews “Machete” Starring Danny Trejo
Holy s***. Pretty sure that’s what they should have titled this movie, because that’s what I heard people uttering the most throughout the film. Combining boobs and gore and utter ridiculousness, this film has pretty much everything a guy could ask for in a summer flick. I hadn’t seen any of Robert Rodriguez’s previous work, […]
Aarti Reviews Robert Rodriguez’ “Machete”
Robert Rodriguez’s Machete is an over the top B-movie that is as full of laughs as it is gore. Machete (Danny Trejo), is an ex-federale that is living in the US illegally after his family is murdered by a drug lord. He is recruited by an aide to an anti-immigration Senator to kill the Senator. […]
Weekly Top Five – Average Looking Dudes & Good Looking Women, In Honor of “Machete”
I am about to make a bold statement so get ready. Are you ready? Danny Trejo is not the best looking man in the world. I said it. But the fans love him. Looking at his film career in recent years, he appears to be one of the hardest workers in Hollywood. The man has […]
MACHETE Opens September 3! Enter to Win Passes to the St. Louis Advance Screening!
MACHETE OPENS SEPTEMBER 3 NATIONWIDE. Enter for your chance to win a pass, good for two! Synopsis: After a violent shakedown from a notorious drug lord nearly kills him, Machete, a renegade Mexican Federale and tough-as-nails vigilante for justice, roams the streets of Texas, working as a day laborer. When Machete is hired by a […]
New “Machete” HD Red Band Trailer From Robert Rodruigez
Yesterday at Comic Con 2010, the new HD red band trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete” was released. One word – “Amazing.” The films spawns from the faux trailer that was shown in-between “Planet Terror” and “Death Proof” during 2007’s “Grindhouse” double-feature. The synopsis for the full-length feature is as follows: After a violent shakedown from […]
FOX Gets Rights to Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete”
It is approaching the three year mark since Grindhouse was out in theaters, and we were treated to the trailer of Machete. I remember a discussion talking about how the film would be released later that year on DVD. I waited and waited, but nothing came. Then news started popping up about actors who were […]
‘The Expendables’ Trailer
Finally, a trailer for the Sylvester Stallone penned and directed film, The Expendables. Apparently there is no steroid scandal if you are in Hollywood. Stallone has wrapped up one of the most impressive casts I’ve seen in a long time. I’m sure a lot of them are just cameos, but when a film has the […]
Adrien Brody to star in Robert Rodriguez’s ‘Predators’
Finally a Predator movie that is being made with actual talent attached to it. Brody is a genuine talent, and Rodriguez is hit or miss, but this seems right up his alley. I haven’t watched the last few Alien vs. Predator movies, so I may be judging a bit early. They just looked like blatant […]
Photos from the set of Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete” starring Jessica Alba, Danny Trejo
Check out photos from Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming movie “Machete,” starring Jessica Alba, Danny Trejo. The character of Machete is based upon the short trailer that Rodriguez filmed for “Grindhouse.” It was a hilarious trailer, with such quotes as “He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys.” During the short […]
