18: ‘Carrie’ Starring Chloë Grace Moretz, Julianne Moore
This week on Reel Spoilers Tom remembers what number episode this is for the third week in a row (Hint: We’re recording chronologically), we discuss the unbelievable box office staying power of Gravity and, in honor of the new Arnold Schwarzenegger film, Kevin makes puns. Oh, and we also talk about a film. Because, ostensibly, […]
17: ‘Captain Phillips’ Starring Tom Hanks
This week on Reel Spoilers we head out to sea with Tom Hanks in Captain Phillips. It’s the real life story of, well… Captain Phillips. I mean, c’mon, really? You need me to connect the dots for you on that one? Hanks stars in the true life tale of the aforementioned captain who is taken […]
16: ‘Gravity’ Starring Sandra Bullock, George Clooney
This week on Reel Spoilers we are set adrift on memory bliss in space. Well, we’re not but Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are. Ok, technically they’re not either. But the characters they play are, in fact, set adrift on memory bliss. Dammit! Why can’t I stop doing that? In space. They’re set adrift in […]
15: CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2, ENOUGH SAID, DON JON and RUSH
This week on Reel Spoilers we take tangents to a new level. At one point Blake spends twenty minutes simply reading casserole recipes. Ok, that’s not true. But there will be tangents! And in between tangents we somehow find time to pick apart (to varying degrees of picked-apartedness) Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2, […]
14: ‘Prisoners’ Starring Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Paul Dano
This week on Reel Spoilers we take Prisoners… or take no Prisoners? Take on Prisoners? Hmmm… give me a second here. I’m trying to come up with some clever wordplay. But the movie is a gritty thriller about child abduction so all of our clever puns are pretty offensive. Even to us. And that’s saying […]
13: ‘The Family’ Starring Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones
This week, we save you serious money by spoiling The Family, Luc Besson’s return to directing action/comedy starring Robert De Niro and Michelle Pfeiffer in a film that is lacking action and not as funny as it presumes to be. Whoops, spoiler. We also break down the weekly box office returns, and offer up a […]
12: ‘Riddick’ Starring Vin Diesel, Katee Sackhoff and 5 Minutes of Karl Urban
Vin Diesel willed a new Riddick movie into existence and we tackle it this week on Reel Spoilers. It’s one of the odder cinematic experiences of the year…and that’s not a compliment. Also, it’s story time once again as Tom tells/bores us with what Monday Night Football, a cartoon rabbit, and Riddick have in common. […]
11: Stay Away from ‘Getaway’ Starring Ethan Hawke, Selena Gomez
Just because it was Labor Day doesn’t mean we didn’t labor. Well, if you can call sitting around whining about Getaway “labor”. Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez star (and we use that term loosely) as carjack victims who are somehow still in the car. They’re on a RACE AGAINST TIME!!1!1!! Um, or something like that. […]
10: Ben Affleck is Batman, ‘The World’s End’ and ‘You’re Next’
This week on Reel Spoilers we discuss Ben Affleck as Batman. We weren’t as appalled as the internet but you know how the internet is because you’re reading this on the internet, you internet reader, you. And at some point we finally got around to spoiling The World’s End and You’re Next. Beer (ale?) was […]
9: ‘Kick-Ass 2,’ ‘The Butler’ and ‘jOBs’
This week on Reel Spoilers we’re still short two cast members but that doesn’t stop us from treating Kick Ass 2 like month old milk. Also, Kevin gives us his take on Jobs (or is it jOBs?) and Tom gets all “Glenn Beck” and asks the question, “Are White critics afraid to not like The […]