Win FREE Passes to “Shrek Forever After” at the St. Louis Advance Screening

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Synopsis:

After challenging an evil dragon, rescuing a beautiful princess and saving your in-laws’ kingdom, what’s an ogre to do? Well, if you’re Shrek, you suddenly wind up a domesticated family man. Instead of scaring villagers away like he used to, a reluctant Shrek now agrees to autograph pitch forks. What’s happened to this ogre’s roar? Longing for the days when he felt like a “real ogre,” Shrek is duped into signing a pact with the smooth-talking dealmaker, Rumpelstiltskin. Shrek suddenly finds himself in a twisted, alternate version of Far Far Away, where ogres are hunted, Rumpelstiltskin is king and Shrek and Fiona have never met. Now, it’s up to Shrek to undo all he’s done in the hopes of saving his friends, restoring his world and reclaiming his one True Love.

In order to enter the contest, make a caption for one of the four images we have below. The best captions will win. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. PLEASE REMEMBER TO READ THE RULES!

Please note that winning passes to “Shrek Forever After” does not guarantee admission to the film. You must arrive early as seating is first-come, first-served. It is usually safe to arrive at least 1 hour or more before show time.

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60 Comments

  • Jo Polette , May 10, 2010

    Shrek what can you say , fun times . My granddaughters love the cat and donkey. They are 4, 6 and 11. love hearing kids laugh and thats what they do when they watch Shrek!!!!!!

  • babs , May 10, 2010

    Caption 3 Ok All together girls a one a two and three keep in step and stay together. thanks for the chance,

  • Joanna , May 10, 2010

    photo#1- paint a picture of my pose because i am the best looking king ever…

    photo#2 oger what’s that smell? its horrible– shrek–i thought all ogers liked the smell of the swamp

    photo#3-damn but itches some one pass me a stick so i can scrath it!!

    photo#4– my wife literally kick the shit out of me

  • Aimee , May 10, 2010

    #3 I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout…

  • Richardson , May 10, 2010

    1. Here I am, what are your other two wishes?
    2. That wasn’t a dirt pile.
    3. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    4. I always get in fights with ugly ogres, they have nothing to lose.

  • caroln , May 10, 2010

    1 who needs a basketball when I have a crown to twirl
    2 the commercial said it was made for a woman but strong enough for a man…guess an Ogre doesn’t count
    3.ouch I got a wedgie
    4.you can pull as hard as you want it isn’t a mask, it’s not coming off.

  • bob , May 10, 2010

    1. Just call me Elton

  • Barney , May 10, 2010

    #2 Gosh babe you smell worse than
    Mickey Rourke on a Sunday morning.

  • Tony Chavez , May 10, 2010

    1. I didn’t know Jay Leno was in the new shrek movie

  • Justin weldon , May 10, 2010

    picture 1: Who’s the winner of pretty pretty princess …… me hahahaha

  • Mala88 , May 10, 2010

    2. I told you not to bring that pet skunk with you.

  • Busta7 , May 10, 2010

    1. Hey Ladies!!!!
    2. Okay, when you jump in the water, you have to hold your nose like this.
    3. All the single ladies, all my single ladies.
    4. Everybody was kung-fu fighting.

  • Scott , May 11, 2010

    1. I gotta keep twirling this crown…the ogre hunters might think I’m a TROLL doll!
    2. SHREK: “I think one got away” GUY HOLDING NOSE: “Thanks for the warning!”
    2. (Alternate) SHREK: “You got the hickups or something?” GUY HOLDING NOSE: “Nope…SBD…wait for it, wait for it…”
    3. Walk like an Egyp…(insert fart noise)…whoops, pardon me! Must be all this garlic.
    4. NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!

  • Ericka , May 11, 2010

    1. It’s good to be king.
    2. As your friend I hate to tell you this but…your breath stinks!

  • Heather , May 11, 2010

    I love to do the ogre macarena!

  • Jeremy , May 11, 2010

    Hey, look I can breathe out of my ears.

  • Judy Omre , May 11, 2010

    1. By jove, that new hair gel is amazing.

    3. Ladies ladies ladies. On the count of four. Let’s do it again.

  • Lora , May 11, 2010

    #3 Strike a pose…Vogue
    Beauty’s where you find it
    Vogue, Vogue, Oooh, you’ve
    got to Vogue

  • Lora , May 11, 2010

    #2) That’s it, if I don’t get my way I’m going to hold my breath until I turn blue!!!

  • Lora , May 11, 2010

    Rumpelstiltskin is the name…twirling crowns is the game.
    Is there a crown twirling category in the Guinness World Book of Records??

  • Lora , May 11, 2010

    4) Shrek’s casting call for Karate Kid…..didn’t go so well!!

  • Carl , May 11, 2010

    Ogre Yoga…the latest exercise craze.

  • Carl , May 11, 2010

    1) Coffee, tea or ME!!!

  • Carl , May 11, 2010

    2) Snack time..going for the booger!!

  • Ryan , May 11, 2010

    1 My hair’s too sexy for my crown, too sexy for my crown..to sexy!!

  • Ryan , May 11, 2010

    You’re pulling my ear…no really you’re pulling my ear!!

  • Ryan , May 11, 2010

    2 Man, you need to go roll in the swap mud dude…you smell like roses, ewwe.

  • Ryan , May 11, 2010

    3) To the left, to the left, now everybody clap your hands!!

  • Barb , May 11, 2010

    1 Who needs cupcakes when you can have ME for desert?

  • Barb , May 11, 2010

    # Line dancing at the Garlic festival.

  • Barb , May 11, 2010

    2) Let’s see who can hold their breathe longer…ready..GO!

  • mike , May 12, 2010

    1. Someone stole Burger Kings crown

  • mike , May 12, 2010

    I’m sooo good..I’m gonna be on “So you think you can dance!” next season.

  • mike , May 12, 2010

    2. Stink? NO!! You smell too good…you know ogres aren’t supposed to wear perfume!!!

  • mike , May 12, 2010

    4. Come on and really fight…you are making this way too easy!!

  • Delores , May 12, 2010

    1. Wow…I’m gonna have to get a hair cut to wear my crown.

  • Delores , May 12, 2010

    3. Come on everybody! We can do this….1. 2. 3….follow me!

  • Delores , May 12, 2010

    4. Damn, I love a good fight!!

  • Tim Wilson , May 12, 2010

    It’s mean to be green!

  • Shelley , May 12, 2010

    3. I’ve got a crick in my back!! This is why I hate to exercise! I feel worse when it’s over – NOT better.

  • KING LOUIE , May 12, 2010

    1. (singing) It feels so good to be King

  • KING LOUIE , May 12, 2010

    3. That move gets me every time

  • KING LOUIE , May 12, 2010

    4. (screaming) DOOOOOOOONNNKKEEYYYYYY

  • ruth , May 13, 2010

    3. Are you kidding me?

  • Rich , May 13, 2010

    3. No pain no gain. Exercise is important even for us ogres.

  • Joe , May 13, 2010

    Shrek, I feel for you becoming a domesticated family man after that exciting life you had been living

  • Barb , May 13, 2010

    Is this how Michael Jackson started?

  • Barb , May 13, 2010

    #3. Is this how Michael Jackson started?

  • Bugg's , May 13, 2010

    1. An IDEA for a Crown

    2. LIFE sure STINKS!

    3. Let there be unity among Ogres

    4.All the best there is…YOU

  • Kevin , May 14, 2010

    1) “My kingdom for a song. Rock me Amadeus!”

  • miguel , May 14, 2010

    #1 whos the most fairest in the land

  • miguel , May 14, 2010

    #2 human awwwwwwwwwwwww

  • miguel , May 14, 2010

    #3 every body do the macagarana

  • miguel , May 14, 2010

    #4 awwwwwwwww pussssssssssss

  • Steph , May 14, 2010

    #3 (singing) “if you liked it then you should of put a ring on it”.

  • delores , May 14, 2010

    : ( wah…..I didn’t get passes.

  • Karen , May 14, 2010

    Are there any more passes available? Would love to go see Shrek 4. Ah, darn.

  • dennis , May 19, 2010

    2, the disgusting smell of mendacity is still in this forest

  • rena noonan , May 21, 2010

    1. If the crown fits, why where it?
    2. Did you have to do that?
    3. Who needs guns when we have garlic & dance
    4. My head is killing me

  • shaun , May 31, 2010

    please choose me i alwaysed loved the shrek movies

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