Movie Review: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM
And now for the movie based on childhood toys that everyone’s really looking forward to, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What? There are dozens of us. Maybe. I like them. 🙁 When I was a very young kid, I had two main affinities for childhood cartoons: “The Real Ghostbusters” and “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” I […]
Movie Review: BARBIE Starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, Ariana Greenblatt
I never imagined I’d review Barbie. I remember when I was a wee little lad, my sister had a ton of different dolls. Cabbage Patch Kids, Barbie, she had a pretty impressive collection. I had Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters, and Lego. Every now and then, we’d play together and somehow pretend that the Ninja […]
Review: Tom Cruise Does It Again With ‘Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One’
Click here for Jeremy’s take on DEAD RECKONING PART ONE. Who would you consider to currently be the biggest action star on the planet? I asked my friends on Facebook this question and got quite a few different answers. The Rock, Jason Statham, Keanu. A couple of people mentioned older stars like Stallone or Jackie […]
Movie Review: INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY Starring Harrison Ford, Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Growing up, one of my closest friends was a kid right down the street from me named Donny. During the summer, we were inseparable, exploring the woods behind our neighborhood, having Nerf fights, or just letting our imaginations run wild. For his tenth birthday, his parents threw him an Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade-themed […]
Movie Review: THE FLASH Starring Ezra Miller, Michael Keaton, Sasha Calle
“It’s Flashin’ time!” …is what fans of The Flash probably don’t say, nor does anyone who wishes to avoid being on a list somewhere. I’m not very clever. 🙁 Alas, The Flash is now in theaters after a rather contentious production, thanks in no small part to Ezra Miller’s legal and personal struggles. As the […]
Movie Review: TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS Starring Anthony Ramos, Dominique Fishback, Peter Cullen
I am convinced Michael Bay is DJ Khaled; every time you think Transformers is done, he says, “Another one.” I’m just saying, has anyone ever seen Michael Bay and DJ Khaled in the same room together? Do your own research, people. Okay, that’s not entirely serious. It was announced a while back that Bumblebee was […]
Television Review: Wrapping up Ted Lasso – “Barbecue Sauce” (S3E12)
Note: since the final episode came out a few days ago, this review may contain some spoilers. It’s not solely a review of episode 12, but more a collation of thoughts of the entire series with a few thoughts on how it all wrapped up. 2020 was not a great year. Three years later, the […]
Movie Review: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE Starring Shameik Moore, Hailee Steinfeld, Jason Schwartzman, Oscar Isaac
Sometimes the best things in life are surprises. I’ve mentioned in previous reviews that I’ve never been huge in the comic books/superhero scene. I watched some stuff like the X-Men Animated series, Batman Animated Series, etc., but I never collected comic books or a ton of action figures as a kid. So when Spider-man: Into […]
Television Review: Ted Lasso S3E11 “Mom City”
Well, here we are: the penultimate episode of the season and, dare I say, series. It’s certainly a little bittersweet to think about, but I’ll save those thoughts for next week when the series wraps up. The show has mostly set football aside the last few episodes, showing just a couple of brief clips while […]
Movie Review: FAST X Starring Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jason Momoa, Jason Statham
“It’s a perfect movie!” – Quentin Tarantino “One of my favorite pictures.” – Steven Spielberg “One of the biggest epic films I have ever seen.” – Christopher Nolan Hard to believe three legendary filmmakers said this about Fast X, right? It should be; they didn’t. They’re definitely real quotes by them, but in reference to […]
