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Synopsis:

The world is aware that billionaire inventor Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is the armored Super Hero Iron Man. Under pressure from the government, the press and the public to share his technology with the military, Tony is unwilling to divulge the secrets behind the Iron Man armor because he fears the information will slip into the wrong hands. With Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), and James “Rhodey” Rhodes (Don Cheadle) at his side, Tony forges new alliances and confronts powerful new forces.

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66 Comments

  • caroln , April 22, 2010

    1. I’m cool, yeah you know it
    2. I can win this stare off with one eye
    3. Just fall backward, I’m here to catch you…I Promise…
    4.nobody messes with my chest..

  • Irene Liu , April 22, 2010

    1. *Starting to wonder if Pepper is gonna come back with that drink!*

    2. Just cuz I have one eye, doesn’t mean I can’t win a staring contest!

    3. I should have installed Hulk Hands!

    4. I’m to sexy for my shirt…

  • Jim Bertel , April 22, 2010

    I’m not entering the contest but this seems like fun.

    2. “What does Crimson Dynamo look like? Does he look like a bitch? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?”

    3. “I don’t want to brag about the size of the penis this suit came with, but I’m just going to hold my hands this far apart for a moment.”

    4. Super Villains Gone Wild: Daytona 500 Edition

  • Justin Phelps , April 22, 2010

    1. “The Justin Bieber concert starts in an hour and I run out of power on a roof in Festus. Perfect!”

    2. “You think being a one eyed black man is easy? It’s mother f***ing hard, mother f***er!”

    3. “If I can’t get the suit off of “hug mode” this is going to end poorly.”

    4. “If the cars won’t stop when I hold out my thumb, let’s see if “these” can get them to pick me up.”

  • Lora , April 22, 2010

    1) James Dean ain’t got shit on me!!

    2) I call your bet and raise you an eye!

    3) 5 dollar, 5 dollar, 5 dollar Footlongs!!

    4) All the rage in prison jumpsuit accessories.

  • Ryan , April 22, 2010

    1) Do I look like Rob Lowe in this picture??

    2) An eye for an eye, that’s the deal!

    3) I swear the one that got away was THIS BIG!!

    4) Ok Ladies, get your dollars out!!

  • Melyssa , April 22, 2010

    1) The ultimate in Moto-cross wear.
    2) I’ve got my eye on you!
    3) Come on!! I said to come on and fight ME dammit!!
    4) All wired up and no place to go!

  • Chris , April 22, 2010

    1. I can’t wear a helmet when my hair looks THIS good.

  • Carl , April 22, 2010

    1. Your headlight is on!

    2. Keep your eyes on the prize….oops did I say eyes…sorry I meant your eye.

    3. GRRR..look at me I’m doing the Hulk Hogan pose!

    4. Hey Ivan, get back in the pit…we’ve got a battery that needs jump started.

  • Carly , April 22, 2010

    1- This super freeze hair spray is amazing!!

    2- The name is FURY, Nick FURY, not FURRY

    3- Did I do that??

    4- Introducing the new invisible fence system for inmates. It can be set for a warning chime or a full knock out shock.

  • Charles Pavlack , April 22, 2010

    3. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.

  • tom , April 23, 2010

    1. Think anyone will recognize me behind these “Foster Grants”?
    2. Do you think we could see eye to eye on this?
    3. I swear sometimes I don’t know my own strength.
    4. I’m not sure a 3-second head start is enough!

  • Jeremy , April 23, 2010

    1. Yeah, I’m cool!
    2. Don’t you wish you had a patch too?
    3. Feel the power!
    4. I’ve got one too!

  • Heather , April 23, 2010

    1. It’s just another day!
    2. I make this patch look good!
    3. Bring it!
    4. I hope you are ready to fight!

  • redfay , April 23, 2010

    2. Eye (heart) Iron Man.

  • babs , April 23, 2010

    Hi, this is funl.Wow Don’t I look totally awesome in this get up. 2. Look me straight in the eye. 3. I have the power or not. 4. Follow me I know the way maybe. thanks for the chances,

  • Ericka , April 23, 2010

    1. Dangerous curves ahead.
    2. Don’t start with me. I had a hard day at work.
    3. I am only going to say this once. Give me back my eye.
    4. All the rage on the runways this season…red tearaway jumpsuits with glowing medallions…FIERCE!

  • BOB , April 23, 2010

    4. My led light is stronger than yours!

  • Pat , April 23, 2010

    2. Don’t I know you from somewhere?

  • Richardson , April 23, 2010

    1. I just love sunrises.

    2. No, it was a large scar in XXX, not an eye-patch.

    3. Don’t let me count to three…

    4. Now, it’s on!!!

  • rubadub4 , April 23, 2010

    2. …and I said that’s about as much fun as a sharp stick in the eye…

    4. Let me get this thing off and I’ll show you the REAL Wienermobile

  • rubadub4 , April 23, 2010

    2. Yea, they told me to “keep an eye out for him”

  • Ed , April 23, 2010

    1. Start of another crazy day in paradise.
    2. You got a problem with my look?
    3.Damn! One smelly gas blast and I’m all pumped up.
    4.Look into my chest. I dare you to laugh!

  • Ed , April 23, 2010

    1. These cool Raybans work great.
    2. Why’d you go and copy my beard?
    3. That was the biggest burp ever.
    4. One more lap and this sweat suit comes off!!

  • angie , April 23, 2010

    1. i love watching the sun set
    2. let’s get down to business
    3. did i win?
    4. i’ve had enough of this race

  • Leigh Ann , April 23, 2010

    2. I should have listened to all those people in that movie A Christmas Story when they warned: “You’ll shoot your eye out.”

  • jessica middeke , April 23, 2010

    1. after a hard days work i like to crack open a brew and watch the sun set.

    2. there’s not enough room in this movie for two badasses.

    3. trouble taking off.

    4. take it off, wait, no! dont take it off.

  • Rory , April 23, 2010

    1) “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody.”

    2) “Here’s looking at you kid.”

    3) “Go ahead, make my day.”

    4) “You talkin’ to me?”

  • Mala88 , April 24, 2010

    So let me get this straight. You think you can make a robotic eye for me? What color can I get it in?

  • Maurice , April 24, 2010

    4. Yea! I’m one of the three toughest guys on earth. One is dead and I’m looking for the other one now.

  • Phyllis , April 24, 2010

    4. singing in his head …..”I’m too sexy for my suit”

  • Lora , April 24, 2010

    1- The last sunrise before destruction.
    2- Momma always warned me that if I played with myself too much I’d lose my eyesite….she never said I’d actually lose an EYE!!!
    3-I’m gonna hug you…I’m gonna hug you hard!!
    4- Man vs. machine…..who will win the race.

  • Carl , April 24, 2010

    1-Nothing like “the morning after”

    2-Fury is modeling the black satin eye patch…the latest in bad guy wear…it also come in blue, green and pink for the ladies.

    3-Come on…give me a big bearhug you!!

    4-2010’s version of the Bionic Man powered by nuclear fusion.

  • Rich , April 24, 2010

    1. This Iron Man suite really is uncomfortable.

    2. I suffer from phantom eye pain.

    3. I’m getting too old for this stuff.

    4. Look at me. I used to be handsome.

  • Katie Rutledge , April 24, 2010

    2. Do you even know who i am? i dont think you do! if you did i dont think you would be talking to me!!!

  • Stephanie B. , April 25, 2010

    1. Single rich man with heavy weight on his shoulders seeks woman with can-opener.
    2.Stark: “What happened?” Nick Fury: I had an incident with a bleepin snake on a bleepin plane.
    3. “Oilcan!”
    4. The things one does to get a job at Hooters.

  • Jen , April 25, 2010

    1.The thinker
    2.The winker
    3.The brat
    4.The rat

  • dennis , April 26, 2010

    2: Stark to Fury: you must save a lot of money on glasses!

  • Jen , April 26, 2010

    2. Give me what I want or the other eye gets it!!

  • delores , April 26, 2010

    1. Hmm…what to do now?

  • don , April 26, 2010

    1. A man and his bike
    2. what the hell happened to his eye?
    3. Mom, look no hands!
    4. My chest is bigger than yours.

  • JoJo , April 26, 2010

    4. I make the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race.

  • Alexandria , April 26, 2010

    1. “Jarvis, note–Hardware update 12.6. Addition: 1) Solar panels to power the suit’s air conditioning. 2) Suit air conditioning.”

    3. “I *knew* I should have trained the pit crew in hot swapping the arc reactor!”

  • mike , April 27, 2010

    2. Is that your poker face?

    4. Wait until you see what I have under this!

  • Robyn , April 27, 2010

    4. If you think Iron Man is cool, what until you see what i can do!

  • Mike , April 27, 2010

    1. I think I just pooped myself
    2. Are you lookin at me?!
    3. I am invincible!
    4. La La La I have no idea whats going on.

  • Justin , April 27, 2010

    1. It’s not easy being chessey
    2. Fury to Stark “I was the original Captain Jack Sparrow until I poked my eye out with that fancy sword.”
    3. “With arms wide open” eat your heart out Creed.
    4. I’m to sexy for shirt to sexy yeah.”

  • sher , April 27, 2010

    4. Now if I can only get this suit off I can win this race cause they call me the STREAK… fastest thing on two feet! Look at me go but close your eyes if you don’t want a free shot!

  • heather diesel , April 28, 2010

    2 I see. You
    3 I will run to you with arms wide open

  • Bob , April 28, 2010

    4. So you want to wrestle me? I’ll knock your light out!

  • bob williams , April 28, 2010

    1.) Gwynth, Scarlett, Gwynth, Scarlett?

    2.)Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage?

    3.)I love you this much!

    4.)I give em the old Ramjam, and we call it a day.

  • lee , April 28, 2010

    1. Hmm…what to do now?

  • jenny , April 29, 2010

    1. day dream believer
    2. hit me with your best shot
    3. arms wide open
    4. sweating with the oldies

  • angel , April 29, 2010

    1. Look out world, here I come!

    2. If you mess with me, you’ll be wearing a patch on both eyes!

    3. I swear the fish was this big!

    4. Ha ha….I am leader of the pack!

  • Barney , April 29, 2010

    Number Four.
    First I can’t act , now i can’t
    lactate……may I borrow your
    breast pump maam?

  • Mikey Berner , April 29, 2010

    #4 ..Those “double-pitts to chesty” bitch boys, ain’t got shit on me”

  • Mikey Berner , April 29, 2010

    #3. MOTHA-F×UCKA!!! I knew I shouldve tried out for the war machine part.

  • stl_ben , April 29, 2010

    1.F#$@ Transformers the sun only sets once in my movie.
    2. Fury your conscience is on your shoulder, listen to him…Doh! thats your blind side!
    3. hug it out bitch
    4. I’m too sexy for this jump suit, too sexy!

  • vj , April 29, 2010

    if i get you two passes, will you watch my movie.
    amen

  • albertos , April 29, 2010

    1. I wonder how can I pee when wearing this on.

    2. This is your nightmare, look what they did to my eye.

    3. It’s too hot in here, I’ll better wear it off.

    4. It’s summer time, let us show some metal chest!

  • Ken Lederle , April 30, 2010

    2. You can only be cool if you have an eye patch!

  • Brian Chapman , April 30, 2010

    1) “Ok, think, Tony. The helmet was here when you put the suit on this morning, so it can’t be too far away. Argh….”
    2) “You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look *good*.”
    3) “Don’t move…they can’t see you as long as you hold absolutely still…just wait him out…”
    4) “And here we have Mickey looking fabulous in this year’s Machine Chic line by Yves Saint Laurent. Shake it, Mickey, you know you got it baby!”

  • joe , May 1, 2010

    1. Damn, what was I thinking?

  • Joey_Vee , May 1, 2010

    4. “My superpowers are fueled by the souls of 1 million dead chihuahuas.”

  • lv_freeman , May 2, 2010

    1. Ahhh, the wind in my hair.

  • Lora , May 3, 2010

    1) Mom always told me to wear my helmet….but full body armor?

    2) The EYE is the window to the soul.

    3) Wanna piece of me..do ya??

    4) ..and they called it the streak, booggity, boogity
    Ethel close your eyes!!

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