Synopsis:
After challenging an evil dragon, rescuing a beautiful princess and saving your in-laws’ kingdom, what’s an ogre to do? Well, if you’re Shrek, you suddenly wind up a domesticated family man. Instead of scaring villagers away like he used to, a reluctant Shrek now agrees to autograph pitch forks. What’s happened to this ogre’s roar? Longing for the days when he felt like a “real ogre,” Shrek is duped into signing a pact with the smooth-talking dealmaker, Rumpelstiltskin. Shrek suddenly finds himself in a twisted, alternate version of Far Far Away, where ogres are hunted, Rumpelstiltskin is king and Shrek and Fiona have never met. Now, it’s up to Shrek to undo all he’s done in the hopes of saving his friends, restoring his world and reclaiming his one True Love.
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Shrek what can you say , fun times . My granddaughters love the cat and donkey. They are 4, 6 and 11. love hearing kids laugh and thats what they do when they watch Shrek!!!!!!
Caption 3 Ok All together girls a one a two and three keep in step and stay together. thanks for the chance,
photo#1- paint a picture of my pose because i am the best looking king ever...
photo#2 oger what's that smell? its horrible-- shrek--i thought all ogers liked the smell of the swamp
photo#3-damn but itches some one pass me a stick so i can scrath it!!
photo#4-- my wife literally kick the shit out of me
#3 I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout...
1. Here I am, what are your other two wishes?
2. That wasn't a dirt pile.
3. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
4. I always get in fights with ugly ogres, they have nothing to lose.
1 who needs a basketball when I have a crown to twirl
2 the commercial said it was made for a woman but strong enough for a man...guess an Ogre doesn't count
3.ouch I got a wedgie
4.you can pull as hard as you want it isn't a mask, it's not coming off.
1. Just call me Elton
#2 Gosh babe you smell worse than
Mickey Rourke on a Sunday morning.
1. I didn't know Jay Leno was in the new shrek movie
picture 1: Who's the winner of pretty pretty princess ...... me hahahaha