One of the film’s opening scenes foreshadows the type of tired, uninspired humor that permeates the next 100 minutes of our lives. Jokes about Facebook, Twitter, pokes, and tweets run rampant, reminding us how out of touch Billy Crystal really is. Ultimately, Parental Guidance is a one trick pony…and that trick happens to be boring as hell. The only saving grace for this film is the performances by Bette Midler and the three children. Bette Midler is responsible for the lone chuckle I expressed throughout the entirety of the film and the kids at least come off as genuine.
Parental Guidance is rated as the name suggests, PG. It’s sad to think that this type of schlocky material is being peddled to our kids as “family entertainment”. The bodily fluid jokes (they’ve incorporated all three: feces, vomit and urine) aren’t necessary and the generation-gap jokes aren’t funny. In the end, the film doesn’t tell us anything we don’t already know: kids should play outside and it’s good to have self-esteem. BFD.
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