The film is so formulaic that you could chart it on a graph. It hits all of the standard rom-com beats: the “meet cute,” the sassy best friend (Michaela Watkins), the faux obstacles preventing our leads from being together and the inevitable, last-minute, impassioned, apologetic plea for reconciliation. (Oh, um…spoiler alert. But, I mean…c’mon.) And, truth be told, it’s not that the film is bad, per se. It’s more a question of tone. The film is gentle to the point of bordering on lacksidasical. Lopez and O’Loughlin do a fine enough job I suppose, it’s just that they are given so little to do. The characters aren’t very well conceived and they seem to like each other for no real reason other than the fact that the plot requires it. There is very little spark on the page and these two certainly don’t bring any of their own. The film’s humor essentially boils down to “pregnant women puke, eat and cry.” And we are treated to the obligatory comically over-the-top birthing scene. In retrospect, I guess it’s fitting that Stan makes cheese.
There’s nothing even remotely based in reality for the film. Men agree to raise a stranger’s child on a second date, women let them and it all takes place in parallel universe where New York City is clean, pretty and crime free. And while lip service is paid to the extraordinary cost of raising children, it’s all wiped away with a single line of dialog when Zoe simply says, “I’ve got money saved.” Granted, it’s a welcome respite from the more manic films being passed off as rom-coms as of late (When in Rome, The Ugly Truth, Did You Hear About the Morgans?) but that is admittedly damning with faint praise. In the end, The Back-up Plan is an inoffensive, mildly amusing, trifle of a film. Don’t forget gentlemen, summer blockbuster season is just around the corner. If your wife or girlfriend is willing to sit through Iron Man 2, you could make a worse deal.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being Knocked Up and 1 being Junior, The Back-up Plan gets a 6.
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