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• I was on a road trip with my friends and one of the guys got a call from his girlfriend and she thought she was pregnant. She took a pregnancy test and called back and said she was. My friend was freaking out and didn't know what to do. Five minutes later she called again and said April Fool's Day. It was awesome... Well not for him

• My mom and dad were in Cancun on vacation right after Christmas. They called all troubled one day saying that they were being extradited back to the US because there was a war going on. They finally came home and revealed that they were just kidding. They made that up so they would be home for my birthday on January 12th.

• i like when you take a lighter and use the flame underneath a beer can to make it full of smoke and soot...then tell some silly ghost story or tale around the camp fire and incoperate in the story rubbign the bottom of the can. Then after they have covered their fingers without them knowing with soot, tell them they have something on their face and they keep rubbing and scrating black soot everywhere. =) pretty mean and funny

• My teacher in high school was always a little prankster. Well, one day...he was telling us while he was in high school he would have tons of girlfriends(who knows if this was true :) ) And to get rid of them, he would buy a little baby boot and spray paint it gold. He would leave this boot on their doorstep and ring the bell, and make a run for it before anyone saw him. The next day, the girl would call and ask what was up with the boot. He would say, "Well, I gave you the golden boot. That's how I say goodbye to all of my girlfriends." He was a little strange :)

• When I was in Army Basic Training I was always being put on latrine duty (cleaning the bathroom). One day I went in and scrubbed the toilets, then went to my locker and got a jar of peanut butter and placed a glob of peanut butter on the rim of the toilet bowl. When the inspecting sergeant saw it, he yelled at me "what is that?" I went over to the toilet and stuck my finger in the peanut butter and then placed in my mouth. "It tastes like shit Sergeant." He turned green and ran out of the latrine. He avoided me the rest of Basic Training.

• While I was in college, I was always trying to come up with ways to get even with this professor I hated. He would always glare and poke fun at me if I corrected him. So, one day, me and my buddies got the football team to carry his car from the parking lot to the field. When the professor was coming out to the parking lot, he started freaking out. He called the cops, and we eventually ran up to him and told him that his car magically found its way to the field. He was never mean to me again.

• My older brother's best friend brought a baby pig in for his senior prank and let it loose in the hall ways.

• I've never actually seen it done, but I've always loved the idea of letting three sheep (or other kinds of animals) loose in a school, with the numbers 1, 2, and 4 written on them, just to see how long they search for #3.

• I was 9 months and 1 week over due so I decided to call my family and say I was on the way to the hospital in labor. well they all came rushing to the house to help pack for the hospital. Well little did they know that it was April 1st so when they got here i was standing in the kitchen cooking and said "April Fools!" Well all 20 of us had a big family dinner together and it was so much fun. Needless to say though I went into labor during the dessert portion. They didn't believe me except when my water broke. Boy did i have lots of help.

• One time I came outside to get into my pick up truck and it was gone. I was sooo upset that my truck had been stolen. I went inside to call the police and one of my brothers started laughing...because he, and a couple of his friends had pushed it into neutral and pushed it up to the next block and parked it. I was really freaked.