This time out Sam Worthington, fresh off the success of Avatar (yeah, it was all him), plays Perseus. He is the son of a human, Danae (Tine Stapelfeldt), and a god, Zeus (Liam Neeson). A lineage that affords him unique battle abilities that he promptly refuses to utilize for 2/3 of the film. As the movie opens, mankind is preparing to wage war against the gods. In an effort to win back their love, Zeus sends Hades (Ralph Fiennes looking like a reject from Battlefield Earth) to demand that they sacrifice Princess Andromeda (Alexa Davalos) or else the gods will release the kraken, a ginormous sea-monster that will destroy them all. I believe this is what Dr. Phil typically refers to as “tough love”. To prevent this fate, Perseus joins a ragtag group of Grecians on a mission to kill Medusa (Natalia Vodianova) and use her head to turn the kraken to stone.
The film’s primary sin (of which there are many) is that of tedium. There’s very little action until the final half-hour. The cast seems to meander from one scene to the next; only accidentally stumbling in to the occasional action scene. Everything about the film feels obligatory, as if it were forcibly beholden to its predecessor’s storyline. For a movie that features a battle with a kraken, it sure is serious. And it’s this air of pomposity that ultimately brings the film crashing down. Where’s the fun? You’re fighting giant crabs and riding on flying horses, for Zeus’ sake! Clash of the Titans ends up drowning in its own sense of self-importance with barely a hint of wit or charm; an utterly joyless affair with neither heart nor soul.
Adding to the blandness, the look of the film is almost devoid of color. While the movie is being screened in 3D I would strongly advice against paying the up-charge. The film was shot in 2D and only retroactively converted to 3D based on the success of Avatar…and you can tell. I removed my glasses for a large swath of the movie and the difference was negligible at best. By my reckoning, only key scenes got the full 3D treatment. The vast majority of the film was simply tweaked around the edges (if at all). Honestly, it borders on fraudulent.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being 300 and 1 being Hercules in New York, Clash of the Titans gets a 4.
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This is a great movie. I give it 250 out of a 300 which for me is a pretty dang good rating.
Eeeeh, I'll disagree on the "BETTER to use CGI over stop-motion" sentiment (I'm not sure "better" is quantifiable anyway). "Faster and cheaper", but sterile IMHO. I guess if realism is the only goal, maybe, but for character and artistry and just plain sweat equity, I'd much rather watch even Harryhausen's worst over CGI's best, everything else being equal.