Steve Kelley

Cardinals Trade Carpenter for Feliz…

...just not the Carpenter you're thinking of. "WE JUST TRADED CARP" my friend Lauren texted me before realizing the Cardinals…

16 years ago

Lohse Laments Rough Outing, Says, “I Could Have Given Up More Runs”

Making his first start since May, Kyle Lohse thinks he could have done more to help the Cardinals lose the…

16 years ago

Rascals Win Doubleheader, My Liver Loses

Whoever thought up Thirsty Thursdays for the Rascals Thursday home games ($1 for a 10oz. beer) is a genius. Whoever…

16 years ago

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World RoX0rs My Boxers

"Lower your expectations. That way you're never disappointed and sometimes you're pleasantly surprised." Typically, this is the advice I give…

16 years ago

The 2010 Rams Are Going to the Super Bowl, if They Buy Tickets

Mark it down, you read it here. The St. Louis Rams are going to the Super Bowl. Just...not this year.…

16 years ago

Brandon Phillips Wants to Play Cardinals With One Leg, Can’t Win With Two

Well then. Pretty much every part of the Sea of Red here in St. Louis has heard about the inflammatory…

16 years ago

Brett Favre Sees Shadow, Announces Six Weeks of Retirement

In an ongoing story that has more ups and downs than Oprah Winfrey's scale, Brett Favre has told the Minnesota…

16 years ago

Cardinals Recap/Trade Thoughts

Finally, another sweet. Granted, this time it was against the Pittsburgh Pirates. But, any port in a storm. What went…

16 years ago

Steve Kelley Reviews “Dinner for Schmucks,” Writes Self-Centered Title

There are times that you just know you're brought to a dinner to be the focal point of attention. A…

16 years ago

Rascals Beat Miners, Steve Kelley Gets Epic Snowcone

In my quest to become the best sportswriter in the history of ReviewSTL.com, narrowly beating out the empty chair that…

16 years ago