Movie Review: ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Starring Chris Pratt and Zoe Saldana
Aug 2014 01

guardians-of-the-galaxy-posterMost industry insiders were a bit baffled a few years ago when Marvel announced they were putting Guardians of the Galaxy into production. Even with Marvel not owning the rights to many of its top franchises, surely weren’t there better choices to help expand the Marvel cinematic universe? Even more baffling was the choice of hiring James Gunn to write and direct the film. Gunn wasn’t known as a big budget director; in fact Gunn got his start in B-movie heaven, Troma Entertainment.  Many people, myself included, thought Marvel was heading for disaster. After a second viewing of Guardians tonight, I can say without reservation that my pessimistic thinking was as far off the mark as one could imagine.  Marvel has hit a home run that should result in one of the biggest releases of the year.

Guardians of the Galaxy follows Peter Quill (Chris Pratt), a self-described outlaw by the name of ‘Starlord’ as he attempts to navigate a wide galaxy. The film opens with Peter being abducted shortly after his mother’s death, with only the clothes on his back, and his trusty Walkman at his side. The film catapults 26 years into the future where Peter is now calling himself ‘Starlord’, and is a skilled thief in search of a mysterious orb. Unfortunately for Peter, this is no ordinary orb and is being sought out by Thanos (Josh Brolin) and Ronan the Accuser (Lee Pace), two of the most feared aliens in the galaxy. Thanos quickly dispatches his cybernetically enhanced daughter Gamora (Zoe Saldana) to recover the orb. Getting in her way are bounty hunters Rocket (Bradley Cooper), a foul-mouthed racoon, and his muscle Groot (Vin Diesel), a giant tree with a limited vocabulary. Rocket, Groot, Peter, and Gamora have a beautiful fight for different motives that lands them in a high security prison. It’s only at the prison that our merry band begins to bond after figuring out the orb Peter has stolen is much more valuable than any of them could have imagined, and they must do anything to keep it out of the hands of Thanos and Ronan. Upon their eventual escape, picking up a beefy over-literal alien, Drax the Destroyer (Dave Bautista), the newly formed Guardians of the Galaxy must race against powerful foes, and deal with more power than any of them could have ever imagined.

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52: ‘Lucy’ and ‘Hercules’
Jul 2014 30

We have a pair of “His & Hers” action movies on Episode #52 as Lucy and Hercules get Reel Spoiler-ified. (That’s a word now.) Also, joining us on the show all the way from the internet it’s Alexis Rhiannon. Alexis is the entertainment editor for a snarky website called And you know how we love the snark ‘round these parts.

And if all that isn’t enough of an enticement, um…we hated both movies.

So join us, won’t you? Revel in cinematic hatred of subpar films.

It’s Reel Spoilers #52 – Lucy and Hercules.

You’ve been warned.

Starring: Tom O’Keefe, Blake Fehl, Kevin Brackett
Run-time: 1hr 5min

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Movie Review: ‘Hercules’ Starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Jul 2014 25

Hercules Poster LargeDwayne Johnson is the hottest action star in Hollywood, and with good reason. His good looks, out of this works physique, and his captivating personality has made him a hot commodity in Hollywood. All those attributes are on display in the Summer action fare Hercules.

The Brett Ratner directed film may not please mythological purists, but it’s a hell of an action film. While Hercules was known for his 12 labours, it’s apparent that Ratner didn’t find then important enough to focus on in the film. I admit, I was looking forward to seeing Johnson fight a lion, but if you have seen the trailer for the film, you’ve seen most of that battle. Instead, Ratner focuses on Hercules mission to protect Lord Cotys and the land of Thraces. Due to that focus, the audience gets an action­packed, violent ride featuring Johnson destroying everything in his path. Throw in a little comedic humor from Ian McShane, who plays Amphiaurus, and you get a fun, summer popcorn­flick.

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Movie Review: ‘Lucy’ Starring Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman
Jul 2014 25

lucy posterDon’t be fooled by the trailer for Lucy, the latest film from director Luc Besson. It looks like a sci­fi, action thriller; yet what it really is, is a mean-­spirited, unexciting train wreck.

Scarlett Johansson stars as Lucy. One of my big problems with the film is that we are introduced to Lucy at the beginning of the film when her douschebag boyfriend handcuffs a briefcase to her wrist, forcing her to deliver it to a group if Chinese drug dealers. Lucy winds up getting knocked out by the drug dealers, waking up to find they have surgically implanted a bag of synthetic drugs in her abdomen.

The action scenes are nothing to write home about, as Johansson’s character is so unlikable, some of the audience was actually rooting for her demise. Besson drops the ball, as there is no emotional connection between Lucy and the audience. I couldn’t have cared less what happened to her. In fact, she comes across as more of a sociopath than anything.

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51: ‘Planes: Fire and Rescue,’ ‘Sex Tape’ and ‘The Purge: Anarchy’
Jul 2014 22

Planes Fire Rescue Poster LargeIt’s Episode #51… again. Our Dawn of the Planet Apes, which was actually #50, was called #51. This is what happens when Tom & Joe are left to their own devices. So this is really, truly, honest-to-gosh episode #51. Or, if you’d prefer, #51a.

And it’s a history making episode at that. We’ve been forced to flee the bunker! The Brackett Compound is no more. A new recording location has been acquired. And, if that’s not enough history-making for you, a guest returns for the first time ever. Jim Hill was brave enough to venture into the…well, the not-a-bunker anymore in order to discuss Planes: Fire & Rescue.

Also, we talk about a Sex Tape and The Purge: Anarchy.

It’s a jam packed, extra-long, history making Reel Spoilers: Episode 51 or 52 or 51a.

You’ve been warned…and confused.

Starring: Jim Hill, Tom O’Keefe, Joe Buttice, Dan Graney, Blake Fehl, Kevin Brackett
Run-time: 1hr 22min

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